Oh, my gourd—Halloween is almost here! And that means it’s time to seriously start thinking about your Halloween costume. For the most laughs and “ahh, I get its” this year, consider a Halloween pun costume. Whether you're searching for pun costumes for couples or best friend Halloween costumes, it’s not "witchful" thinking that there's at least one play on words on our list that'll have you and everyone else cackling out loud.
Here, we've rounded up costume ideas based on funny Halloween puns for all crafting skill levels, ranging from pumpkinpi to dad joke Halloween costumes like ceiling fan ("Go ceiling!") to a sure-to-wow-’em knight in The Shining armor (this one requires some advanced crafting skill and a hefty dose of patience). Clever food pun costumes like holy guacamole and French toast are a hoot. And the easiest of all punny Halloween costumes for adults and kids alike—a couple of clicks on Amazon for last minute funny Halloween costumes is as simple as it gets.
If dressing up in a full costume for Halloween isn’t your thing, order a pun costumes t-shirt on Amazon, where you'll find “a fork in the road” (literally an illustration of a fork on a highway!), “identity thief” (Hello I Am stickers with different names on each covering a shirt), or a shirt that reads “Wanna hear some skeleton jokes? They’re very humerus.” And we think that Halloween pun costumes are pretty humerus, too!
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Taco Belle Punny Halloween Costume
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A taco hat plus Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast equals one punny Halloween costume from Instagrammer Tania Lamb (@lolalambchops).
You can buy or DIY this funny ceiling fan costume idea. We love the megaphone detail on this sweatshirt!
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Ring of Fire Punny Halloween Costume
We love this Johnny Cash-themed couples Halloween costume! Cut lots of strips of red, orange, and yellow tulle about 1 foot each, and tie around a hula hoop (we double-knotted). Alternate colors until the hoop is full. Trim longer pieces if necessary. Slip on over a red dress. For the Johnny Cash costume, simply wear a black suit, black shirt, black shoes, and add a guitar and sunglasses.
Not the fish and chips you dream about eating, right? But you can order up this costume in a flash on Amazon.
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Devil Went Down to Georgia Punny Halloween Costume
Calling all Georgia fans, Charlie Daniels Band fans, and fans of clever Halloween costumes. This twist on the popular country song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" requires a shirt or sweater with Georgia on it, devil horns and tail, and a toy fiddle painted gold.
Knight in "The Shining" Armor Punny Halloween Costume
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Instagrammer Michael (@m_ewing) went all out with a suit of cardboard armor covered in handwritten phrases from The Shining, including "Red Rum" and "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
This super-cute costume is easy to pull off at the last minute. Instagrammer Kenn's Pen added social media icons to her skirt and paired it with a white tee personalized with her social media handle. Butterfly wings and a Facebook thumbs up sign complete the look.
This shirt is plenty cute on its own, but we suggest adding some yellow feathers to elevate it.
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Shooting Star & Red Whine Punny Halloween Costumes
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Instead of a matching couple's Halloween costume, go as a pair of equally clever puns. Instagrammer Jenn Smith reports that her squirt gun was shooting tequila shots. Her boyfriend's head-to-toe burgundy outfit, with Bota Box wine labels tucked into the shirt pocket and hat, was a spot-on interpretation of a bottle of red. To turn wine into whine, partygoers wrote complaints on labels and stuck them to him throughout the night.
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This pun works well for a couple's Halloween costume, especially if one person likes to go all out and the other likes to keep it low key. One of you gets to dress to the nines in an all-green ensemble, while the other simply dons an "Envy" name tag. You can also combine these elements for a single persona.
A funny and festive take on one of our favorite Thanksgiving treats, this pumpkin pi pun costume for teachers that will have the entire class in stitches.
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Smarty Pants Punny Halloween Costume
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So simple it's genius! Affix Smarties candies to a pair of pants for a punny ensemble. Pro tip: Use glue dots to bring the two elements together without ruining your favorite jeans.
This adults-only costume shows that gory and funny can go together. Attach small cereal boxes with glue to an oversize T-shirt, insert plastic knives through the boxes, and finish with fake blood on the shirt, face, and arms.
Calling all science teachers and students! It might take everyone at the party a second to figure this one out, but once they do, they'll wish they'd thought of it themselves.
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French Toast Punny Halloween Costume
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Craft your very own toast accessory from a cardboard scrap or make it easy by wearing this adorable toast purse with an iconic French wardrobe.
Jessica Leigh Mattern is a web editor and writer who covers home, holiday, DIY, crafts, travel, and more lifestyle topics. Prior to working for Country Living, she wrote for several lifestyle and women’s magazines including Woman’s Day, Cosmopolitan, and Redbook
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