What's a good Father’s Day message for the undisputed king of dad jokes? A clever pun, of course. And we’ve gathered all the best Father’s Day puns here so that you can show Dad you’re a chip off the old block—at least when it comes to your hilariously funny jokes, that is.

Choose one of these catchy phrases and one-liners for a Father’s Day Instagram caption or to accompany a Father’s Day gift (think "You're a tee-riffic, Dad" along with a box of tees for a golfer dad). Or, forego buying a Father’s Day card and create a cute homemade one instead using one of these puns about dads (example: print off a picture of a pickle and add the words, "I think you're a pretty big dill, Dad”).

We’ve got plenty more Father’s Day food puns where that came from (he is nacho average dad after all), but you’ll also find dad fishing puns, beer puns, and Star Wars puns here—and many others in the mix—so you’re sure to find just the right one.

Funny Father's Day Puns

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  • "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s the popcorn?”
  • "It's not a dad bod; it's a father figure. Happy Father's Day!"
  • "The best dads are really punny."
  • "Yoda best, Dad."
  • "Dad puns—that's how eye roll."
  • "Dad, you're a real fungi."
  • "Have a beer-y happy Father's Day."
  • "It's knot a tie—you're the best dad!"
  • "Father, I am your daughter."
  • "I love your bad dad jokes."
  • "You meet all of the koala-fications."
  • "Dad, you're dino-mite."
  • "There's gnome one like you."
  • "You're the tricera-tops!"
  • "Dad to the bone."
  • "May the [golf] course be with you."
  • "You're tee-rific, Dad!"
  • "I turtle-y love my dad!"

Funny Father's Day Food Puns

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  • Olive you, Dad.
  • "If the world had S'MORE dads like you, it would be sweet."
  • "You know how to make things butter."
  • "You can't be beet."
  • "I donut know what I'd do without you."
  • "I love you from my head tomatoes."
  • "Let's taco 'bout how much you rock."
  • "You did a grape job raisin me."
  • "Thanks for always bacon me happy."
  • "I can't espresso how much you mean to me."
  • "You're one in a melon."
  • "Your dad yolks crack me up."
  • "Nacho average dad."
  • "I love you, just in queso you didn't know."
  • "You are cereal-ously the best."
  • "Thanks for pudding up with me."
  • "I love you, Dad, pho-real."
  • "It sounds cheesy, but you're the gratest."
  • "Lettuce give thanks for you today!"
  • "Our family would be muffin without you."
  • "You're one of my two favorite pear-ants!"
  • "I think you're a pretty big dill, Dad."

Funny Father's Day Card Puns

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  • Why are fishing dads the best? Because they're so sofishticated.
  • "Happy Fathers Day — don't worry, be hoppy."
  • "I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father's Day."
  • "You're a tee-riffic, Dad."
  • "I'm not lion—you're the best."
  • "Happy Father's Day—let's par-tee."
  • "You're oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever."
  • "Happy Farter's Day!"
  • "Wood you believe how much I love you?"
  • "Hey Dad, it's cool that you're a little Old Fashioned."
  • "Happy Father's Day to a reel awesome dad."
  • "I'm a lucky duck that you're my dad."
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Blair Donovan is a staff writer for CountryLiving.com, where she covers everything from the latest Joanna Gaines and “The Voice” news to home décor, gardening, DIY, and entertaining. She’s previously written for Brides and Redbook.