As Easter approaches, bring on all the egg hunts, Easter cakes, and Easter gifts for kids, and yes please let's make plans to cook (and eat!) all those tasty Easter brunch recipes for a pretty springtime celebration.
But let's not forget the silly side of Easter while we are at it, especially when kids are around! That's why we're sharing 55 funny Easter jokes and riddles that are sure to have you and your family laughing. Read them off at your Easter festivities this year, and save your favorites for a hilarious Easter caption on Instagram (these Easter wishes and Easter quotes are also great for captions) or to send in a text to friends that's far more creative than a simple "Happy Easter!" All their punny-ness and goofiness about the Easter bunny and Easter eggs are guaranteed to bring on smiles, and better yet they're clean enough for anyone from 5 year old to adults. Whether you're partial to knock-knock jokes or dad jokes we've got the funniest one-liners for you this Easter, so get ready to laugh!
Funny Jokes About Easter
- What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
- What do you call a baby who's a little too warm on Easter? A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
- How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
- What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.
- Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone's cracking yolks.
- How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.
- Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? The dictionary!
- What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
- How does Easter end? With an "R"!
- Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
- How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
- What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
- What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
- What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
- What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
- Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
Funny Jokes About the Easter Bunny
- How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
- Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener? He’s all ears.
- What did the frog say when he saw the Easter bunny? “Ra-bbit.”
- Why did the Easter Bunny fail? He put all his eggs in one basket.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
- What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
- What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
- How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
- How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!
- What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
- What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
- Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it's 24 carrot.
- What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
- What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
- Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
- What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
- What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
Funny Jokes About Easter Eggs
- What do Easter chicks have to do before they can become hens? Pass their eggs-ams.
- Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? Because no poaching is allowed.
- What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
- What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
- What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
- What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.
- What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? It cracks up.
- What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
- Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
- Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
- Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
- Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny.
Knock-Knock Jokes About Easter
- Knock knock! Who's there? Who do you eggs-pect?
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and find all the eggs.
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny's been eating all my Easter candy!
Erin Cavoto is the Editorial Assistant at ThePioneerWoman.com, covering food, holidays, home decor, and more.
Terri Robertson is the Senior Editor, Digital, at Country Living, where she shares her lifelong love of homes, gardens, down-home cooking, and antiques.
